S’Shot’s and Series: Inanimate objects 1

A battle of wills.

We all fight with our food, but the food may fight back….

I won both battle and war,

-ARGOS

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Musings: Apocalypse How?

It’s that wonderful time of the century again. No, not when the Government gets overthrown, but when world gets thrown for a loop, thinking that the end days are nigh. This time, the flavor of the disaster cake tastes strongly of human paranoia. All that Mayan Calendar and I Ching stuff have only served to provide the frosting of this cake.

For me, the preferred apocalypse would be riddled with zombies. Something of a mix between The Walking Dead‘s “walkers” and the zombies of Left 4 Dead. If you got bitten, you wouldn’t necessarily die (unless you’re in a mob of zombies), instead, the virus/bacteria/mold/amoeba/whosit would lay dormant until death; then, your body would morph depending on your level of strength and weight in real life.

My only hope is that if it should happen, I want to show up late to the party.

braaaaaaaaaaaainsssssss,

-ARGOS

Super-Beings: The Ballad of SuperRodriguez

The Ring of Powers

That’s right….I have another cameo. SuperRodriguez(me), was a simple man until he found  a ring; a ring that gave him the  superpowers of every character ever made by Marvel or DC Comics. Not technically copyright infringement, but who cares.

Want to see a specific superpower in the next issue of “Super-Beings”? Let me know in either the comments section, or through e-mail at:

rockclimbingsavant2010@yahoo.com . Be sure to put “Super-Beings” as the subject or I may not answer.

P.S.- That is a gay-man wearing ass-less chaps. Hopefully this clears up the story.

食事ありがとうございました。,

-ARGOS

Posting Schedule of Humour

Any drawings, like the comic series, and “Art Day”, will be updated on Tuesdays.

“Musings” will get updated on a more sporadic basis; pretty much when I find something to talk about.

Regards,

-ARGOS

Musings: Mixed Drinks Rustle My Jimmies.

Now, everyone knows what mixed drinks can do:

Red Bull + Vodka= Energetic Drunk

Irish car Bomb= A naked lap around the bar

Jägermeister + Anything that is not ice= Immediate Vomiting

It’s around that time of year when big brand, hard-liquor comes out with experimental brews; Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey came out around this time last year, and as it is still in stores, I can only assume that it tastes good. But, there are 2 new bottles looking to drive themselves into the ground: Smirnoff Whipped Cream Flavored Vodka, and JaMex.

Vodka, as far as I can tell, is supposed to taste like a boiling hot potato (or corn, depending on the brand) being shoved into your mouth. Whipped Cream, however, is fatty, and has a strong and delicious flavor resembling marshmallows and milk. I only find it sad that Smirnoff couldn’t figure out that “Boiling Marshmallow Potato Cream” only sounds good on paper; expect it to be off the shelves by September.

JaMex (a name I have sadly forgotten), is a newly marketed mixture of tequila and rum.  As a pre-bought mixed-drink, I can only imagine the numerous drunk driving accidents caused by it. Off-shelf? About 2 years; it’s a cheaper alternative to buying separate liquors.

Drunkenly yours,

-ARGOS

October 32’nd: The Imgur.com Chronicles

Ah! I see you may or may not have been patient! Either way, here is a duck:

A cleverly disguised duck

Anypoodle, here are you comics

October 32’nd-Origin for today:

All Jeff wanted was to hang out with Katie….http://imgur.com/a/94C37#0

October 32’nd-Utah Religious Convention

Like ComicCon, but with deities…http://imgur.com/a/gmiDa#0

October 32’nd-Philosophy of Aesthetics

A history of beauty throughout the ages; and my first cameo! It’s so meta…http://imgur.com/a/vBr1n#0

October 32’nd-The Universe

The birth, and eventual fate of the universe, also, some trinitarian referencing…http://imgur.com/a/jemhf#0

HAVE FUN,

-ARGOS