Musing: Commercials

Commercials are always an amazing way to check your reflexes, and see how degenerated the world around you has become, because you’re a paragon of morality and cleverness in a landscape where the trees only bear Annoying Oranges.

For example, take that one commercial… you know the one; it has a catchy jingle, toys and is aimed at children?

Not specific enough?

What about the ladybug that eats Orbeez?

You know what sticks in my head after listening to and watching that commercial? The way it quickly glosses over the lyric that not only does it eat the Orbeez, but can¬†poop them as well. They continue on is if the words were never mentioned, and it…bugs me.

Have you seen any commercials that are a bit too casual? ,

-ARGOS.

Musings: Late Weddings and Early Graves

I got ordained over the weekend, and it made me (strangely) start to think about the seriousness of my position: If allowed by the county, I am legally able to marry anyone who asks me, and to conduct the services of the deceased. What would you do if you had this power? I feel that in this case, the opinion of others is greater than the singularity.

-ARGOS